Happy Chinese New Year Guyz
now now... i strongly believe tht every enjoy their chinese by taking money... win in mahjong or watever... friendly say i dun feel tht is chinese year leh... the feeling not here =x 2day 3rd day of cny but for the pass few day i juz dun feel the cny haizz... mayb for the pass few mth i already no feeling liao... haizz... hope for a better tomolo ba ^^ enjoy the letter below
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
Please help!
Thanks, Troubled User
(REPLY)
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 . However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Signing off lonely taicho, 11:35 am
Saturday, February 17, 2007
chinese new year
chinese new year liao lah... sad?happy? friendly say guyz like me r more to scare =x coz every1 see u going ask the same qn....
When u going NS?
Got girlfriend liao mah?(for guyz wifout gf)
And when you bring you girlfriend there...
they will ask how long have u guy 2gether n lalala..
and when u bring ur wife they will ask whens u guyz plan 2 hav badys...
n when u bring ur son there they will ask.... study where de?
thts the qn make me hate CNY so much... :p
btw guyz any1 wanna go watch just follow law mah? till now i cant find ppl go watch leh... tht show really tht bad mah?
Signing off lonely taicho, 7:45 pm
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Chinese new year coming~!!!
as every1 noe chinese new year coming, haizz... due to a the 'wind water' guy say i cannot draw my wall so i hav to paint off all my desgin (FUK MAN) back to blue n white sad sad.... i took 1 weeks off to do all the clear up n painting... n of coz nvr the last go out n play game ^^ lol after went malaysia few times to learn some noob noob de magic i start 2 get abit on hand(lol abit only) but i start 2 feel izzt waste of money :p nia hard care lah... n i found out TMAC 6 (white colour) look so nice... omg but still as ex as other tmac n this yr im abit run out of money so nvr buy sad sad...
well i saw this CD n believe or not i buy it... n now i wish to share to whoever read this... the song will b loaded in the player of my blog... slowly enjoy them all... is 30~40s song... SINGAPORE VERY HARD TO FIND... yup enjoy it...
any1 wanna go watch 'just follow law'? im looking for ppl 2 watch tht show...
